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i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks
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everything happens so much: sjebooks: drarna: sjebooks: drarna: oh my gosh you know what makes me... →
oh my gosh you know what makes me really angry?
like when you read like seventeen magazine or something and you’ve got things like “the top 5 things you should never say to a guy” and while some of them are things that are wise not to…
(Source: sc0ttmst, via on-directing-the-ocean)
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
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Crying in the break room at work because I can’t go to Pink Martini.
Jerry must love his job
this is how free Texas is everyone
(via hysteriaa)
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
(via hysteriaa)
pizza cones
i need to stop reblogging pizza but this like come one everyone has to reblog this its orgasmic
I’ve had one and it’s not so great but still great bc it’s pizza
"I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia."
- Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls (via perfect)
